- mom: come down for dinner
- me: ok
- five minutes later
- mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
- me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
- mom: oh its not done yet
Can you pass me that thing?
and the other person is like, what thing?
that thing!… the thingy! -__________- THAAAAAT SHIT!!!
No matter how much you feel I’ve exposed to you about myself, don’t ever conclude that you know me or have me figured out. There’s a lot I keep concealed.