When my sibling insults me ...
My parents are like:
But if I insult my sibling, my parents are like:
STORY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE
Just realized that Sunday will be the first time that Peeniss is shown on television.
The awkward moment when you are running from a bee
When your parents are giving you a lecture and they keep saying the same thing over and over again...
You made your point, can you be quiet now?
When a friend is mad, I smile at them until they laugh.
When someone mentions my name in conversation.