June 2012
omg at my christmas dinner my cousin was like “pass the peas, by the way im lesbian”
What Girls On Tumblr Think A Thigh Gap Is: A holy space between your thighs that lets in sunshine and will make you want to run in slow motion and twirl in the sand. It will give you instant happines. Boys will adore you. Girls will envy you. You'll have everything you want and more.
What A Thigh Gap Actually is: A space between your thighs that nobody gives a fuck about.
I'm not even on drugs. I'm just weird.
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
I'm craving kissing so fucking bad right now. Holy...
When you're dancing in your room and someone walks... →
most-awkward-moments:
